You know those eco fuckers that wear sandals and go backpacking around Europe and let their beard grow to Jesus standard, the ones that say “You know with all the problems in this world, I wouldn’t want to bring a child into such a place” (Russell Howard quote for you there). I’ve always thought, isn’t that the worst thing you could? For the majority, your life has a time limit, pretty soon in the midst of things; you would/will have achieved fuck all. So best bet is, have offspring! Teach your child the evils of the world, and not to be a corporate dick lick, nor to listen to adults, nor to buy a £80.00 pair of jeans simply because they have fucking all saints or American apparel written on the ass cheeks. Instead let your little rebel continue your work and become some kick ass Rambo style badass.
I’d probably buy my son for his 5th birthday a Airsoft or paintball gun and let the little guy let loose on the fucking window cleaner next time he just coincidently happens to clean the bathroom window whilst im having a shit for the 10th time.
